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✦ SPELL
Wizard Washout

Wizard Washout

common

Haphazard purification spell

Purge 3 — Remove up to potency status effects [All allies]

“When the town's most eccentric alchemist, Dr. Quirk, mixed a dirty potion with street‑cleaning soap, he unleashed a spell that scrubbed every ally free of status effects. The blast leaves your squad squeaky, eyes wide, and your status list as blank as a freshly mopped board.”

✦ Utility All allies
4
Knightly Kinked Sorceress

Knightly Kinked Sorceress

uncommon

Mirror mage sorceress · moves like a Knight

Reflect 1 — Chance to bounce a negative effect back at the effect's source [self : whenHit]

“After turning a chess king into a cursed vegetable, she discovered that bouncing curses works better than eating them. She now leaps in L-shapes, reflecting every negative spell back to its launcher with a grin.”

⚔ 2 🛡 1 ❤ 3
5
▲ TRAP
Bouncy Bunker

Bouncy Bunker

common

Rubber band trap

Springboard 3 — Launches the enemy that sets it off up to potency squares away [onEnterSquare]

“Invented by Sir Squeal, a disgraced circus engineer who insists his toys are more dangerous than his jokes. When the trap is triggered, it launches foes out of the board faster than a hamster on a treadmill.”

▲ Face-down One-shot
8
Commanding Ember

Commanding Ember

common

Burning knight angel · moves like a Knight

Burn 3 — Inflict turn-based damage that reduces each turn [line2 : onCommand]

“Hired by a flamboyant angelic accountant who couldn't decide if he wanted to burn books or storehouses, this creature jumps in a knight‑shaped L‑slash and only ignites the second row when the player shouts "Command!"—a temerarous twist on holy burn.”

⚔ 8 🛡 2 ❤ 5
5
Stubborn Rook

Stubborn Rook

uncommon

Stalwart wanderer elf · moves like a Rook

Steadfast 2 — Fatal damage instead sets this summon to 1 HP, reducing the effect modifier [self : always]

“An ambitious elf named Rook, forever cursed by a wayward wizard, learned that any fatal strike only leaves him at 1 HP. He now stalks the board, shifting like a chess rook while preaching stubbornness to anyone brave enough to challenge him.”

⚔ 5 🛡 2 ❤ 5
5
Grave Regent

Grave Regent

uncommon

Dead monarch zombie · moves like a King

Fury 2 — Increase Attack of a summon [ally1 : onSummon]

“Until his kingdom turned to chaos, this highborn rotmaster learned the forbidden art of "Yell‑of‑the‑Dead", granting all undead allies a 2‑attack bump when he lands. His pride forces him to prance like a king across the board, a grave display of power that riddles even the sanest necromancers.”

⚔ 4 🛡 1 ❤ 3
4
Stuncap Knight

Stuncap Knight

common

Clumsy knight robot · moves like a Knight

Stun 1 — Cause a creature on the board to skip a turn [target : onSuccessfulHit]

“Assembled by the deranged Gizmo‑Genie, this robot knight was meant to joust but only managed to confuse and stun foes with neon strobe warnings. Its infamous production line blunders now serve as a laugh‑inducing lesson in tech déjà‑vu.”

⚔ 4 🛡 1 ❤ 4
3
Bouncing Bot

Bouncing Bot

common

Glitchy reflex robot · moves like a King

Reflect 1 — Chance to bounce a negative effect back at the effect's source [self : whenHit]

“Born in the clamor of a midnight factory rave, a bored tinkerer slapped a cheap servo onto a spool of rubber and declared it a defense unit. Its only grand ambition is to flip nasty vibes back at anyone who tries to hit it—because who needs real offense when you have an over‑caffeinated reflection machine?”

⚔ 3 🛡 1 ❤ 3
4
▲ TRAP
Sly Belly Bomb

Sly Belly Bomb

rare

Sticky trap trap

Ambush 3 — When an enemy moves adjacent, your adjacent allies gain potency Attack for the duration [onAdjacentEnter : 2 turns]

“Created by the deranged trap‑crafter Githrix Fumblefist, the Belly Bomb explodes in a sticky, caffeinated wreck when an enemy steps close, granting your nearby allies a 3‑point attack frenzy for two furious turns.”

▲ Face-down One-shot
6
✦ SPELL
Pandemonium Deckburst

Pandemonium Deckburst

uncommon

Card magic spell

Conjure 3 — Draw cards equal to potency [Your Summoner]

“I’m oddly proud that the notorious Candle‑Crazed Cartographer, Sir Whisker‑Flick, once accidentally summoned thirty rogue cards from the void during a midnight experiment. Now, whenever you call upon this spell, your Summoner’s stash explodes with extra cards that scatter like confetti but gnash their edges in a manic, call‑and‑response dance with your hand.”

✦ Utility Your Summoner
4
Cyrus the L‑Knight

Cyrus the L‑Knight

rare

Unbending knight god · moves like a Knight

Steadfast 2 — Fatal damage instead sets this summon to 1 HP, reducing the effect modifier [self : always]

“Dissatisfied with mortal thrones, Cyrus was born from a glitching chess set that cursed itself with illegal moves. He refuses to die unless reduced to a single hit point, hopping over enemies like a bored checkmate.”

⚔ 3 🛡 2 ❤ 3
3
Reptilian Reflex

Reptilian Reflex

uncommon

Pawn lizard lizard · moves like a Pawn

Parry 1 — 50% chance to negate damage [self : whenHit]

“Raised by a glitchy swamp wizard who insisted all monsters move like chess pawns, this lizard learned to block half your blows and bite back with a snappy extra punch when out‑sped.”

⚔ 3 🛡 2 ❤ 3
1
✦ SPELL
Ruthless Reveal

Ruthless Reveal

common

Humiliating chaos spell

Expose 1 — Reduce Defense by potency for the duration [Line of 3 : 1 turns]

“This cheap ritual was engineered by Dr. Glitch, a disgraced thaumaturge, who discovered that a chuckle at an opponent’s reflection could razor‑sharp their defences. Exposing three enemies for one heartbeat, it leaves them wobbly, like socks in a dryer.”

✦ Debuff Line of 3
2
Leapfrog Locomotive

Leapfrog Locomotive

common

Deranged locomotive train · moves like a Pawn

Jump 1 — Move across the board ignoring units in the way [self : always]

“Enginewright Geppetto attached a pogo spring to a derelict boxcar—twenty feet of hopped shenanigans now rips through your board, but only after a single proud "boing." The result? A four‑wheeled prankster that’s more likely to make a young coder win your match than your army.”

⚔ 2 🛡 1 ❤ 2
6
✦ SPELL
Hellbound Bulwark

Hellbound Bulwark

uncommon

Devilward spell

Aegis 3 — Increase Defense by potency for the duration [All allies : 3 turns]

⚡ Only affects devils

“From a demon stunt double’s midnight brainstorm—‘Give those conniving devils a solid hide!’, this spell wraps allied fiends in a rattling 3‑turn fortification that even makes them look smug. Everyone else is left shivering like a burnt‑out soul in its misguided coverage.”

✦ Buff All allies
5
Immortal Hiss

Immortal Hiss

common

Resurrected snake snake · moves like a King

Steadfast 2 — Fatal damage instead sets this summon to 1 HP, reducing the effect modifier [self : always]

“A deranged alchemist, mistaking a basilisk vial for an espresso, brewed the Immortal Hiss. It refuses to die, collapsing to a single HP with a royal snort, and slithers one righteous step at a time like a king on ***** throne.”

⚔ 5 🛡 1 ❤ 3
3
▲ TRAP
Cash-Back Boom

Cash-Back Boom

common

Triggered mine trap

Mine 4 — Deals potency damage to the enemy that sets it off [onEnterSquare]

“A bored card dealer turned the leftover cursed cash box into a toy mine—anyone who steps onto its square gets a nostalgic blast. It’s as cheap as the dealer’s last joke.”

▲ Face-down One-shot
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Thorn-shattering Cavalier

Thorn-shattering Cavalier

common

Knightly thorn mythic beast · moves like a Knight

Thorns 2 — Damage to attacker when hit [attacker : whenHit]

“The mad alchemist Mookle Prunick fused a knight’s lance into a bed of insatiable thorns, creating a beast that jumps like an L-shape cavalry. Any foe brave enough to swing at it gets a vivid poke in their spine.”

⚔ 6 🛡 3 ❤ 4
5
✦ SPELL
Cheerblade

Cheerblade

rare

Obnoxious incantation spell

Blessing 4 — Increase Attack by potency for the duration [Single target : 3 turns]

“Count Cackles perfected a manic shout that not only made minions grin like molars, but pumped 4 points of ferocity into them for three heartbeats, after a duel with a philosophical squirrel.”

✦ Buff Single target
3
✦ SPELL
Boon of Bafflement

Boon of Bafflement

rare

Hilarious sanctification spell

Blessing 4 — Increase Attack by potency for the duration [Single target : 3 turns]

“Sockfury twisted his own manic chuckle into a battlefield boon: a single creature gets a +4 attack while the spell's absurd gleam lingers for three turns. The magic also occasionally forces the target to break into frantic troupe-step dances.”

✦ Buff Single target
6
▲ TRAP
Soul Drain Trap

Soul Drain Trap

common

Necrotic vortex trap

Soul Siphon 3 — When an enemy dies within 1 square, your Summoner heals potency health [onEnemyDeathAdjacent]

“After a heart‑burning failure of a necromancer’s “life coupon” trick, the deranged gnome Wisp No‑Memory laced this trap with a swirl of spectral maw that licks up the last breaths of enemies and sloshes them straight into your Summoner’s potions.”

▲ Face-down One-shot
4
Bouncy Towering Reckless Giant

Bouncy Towering Reckless Giant

rare

Cannon fodder giant · moves like a King

Ranged 2 — Ignore recoil damage when attacking, equal to effect modifier [self : always]

“Dr. T. K. Wrecka once attempted a giant with built‑in recoil dampening, but his mishap birthed this bouncy king‑like creature that ignores recoil as if it were a polite etiquette breach. It now rolls onto the battlefield, moving one space as he pleases and strutting like royalty without a care.”

⚔ 3 🛡 2 ❤ 4
8
✦ SPELL
Slick Sabotage

Slick Sabotage

common

Defense sabotage spell

Expose 3 — Reduce Defense by potency for the duration [Line of 3 : 3 turns]

“The mad tinkerer Dorrian Wilton first whispered this spell after hunting a pretzel‑bender at a knight’s banquet. Now any line of foes sees their armor peel away like a bad sweater, three turns of bare peace.”

✦ Debuff Line of 3
1
Blood Sucker

Blood Sucker

common

Leech goblin · moves like a Pawn

Leech 1 — Steal Health [target : onSuccessfulHit]

“Dubbed the 'Little Sucker' by tavern owners, it stole its first night's loot while whistling like a dying pipe. Bred in a shady apothecary's broth, it marches like a pawn so every bite is a one‑step mischief.”

⚔ 1 🛡 0 ❤ 2
8
Pushing Express

Pushing Express

common

Freight train · moves like a Rook

Push 2 — Move another summon up to effect modifier spaces [ally1 : onCommand]

“Billed as the city’s newest solution to late arrivals, a disgruntled mechanic built it to shove commuters in line. It now happily shoves even your poor clan mates for a crackling, warped ride.”